Yes.

I am a gay card-carrying member of mensa who willingly converted to Catholicism.
And the stage presence to match it.

Overheard at work

I was minding my own business in the office, when a little kindergartner came in and said:
My tummy hurts.  I need to put some alcohol in it.
In my experience, that might only make it worse.  I just sent her to the nurse for an ice pack.